[bobbyg45]

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in WASHINGTON PA after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." :rolling:

[flipalong]

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That is funny. almost fell out of my chair

[Charles Nungester]

I was about to complain about off topic.

But the pop just came out of my nose
Funny stuff!
Chuck

[midgy]

That's great!!! :rolling:

I wasn't sure what this was all about..but that is too funny!!!! Good stuff!!!! I'll have to pass this one along...Thanks:respect::applaud:

That is sooooooo funny. Thank you for the best laugh so far today.:rolling:

This story has been around for ages. Reminds me of the hunters that has rented a cabin out for years. And every hunting season they would call out the CO's name. And finally the CO asked them after 20 years how they knew he was out there.

They said for the last 20 years they would call out his name in the morning and invite him for breakfast.
Same scenario but different circumstances.

[Melmo]

Originally Posted by Joe Kidd This story has been around for ages. Reminds me of the hunters that has rented a cabin out for years. And every hunting season they would call out the CO's name. And finally the CO asked them after 20 years how they knew he was out there. They said for the last 20 years they would call out his name in the morning and invite him for breakfast. Same scenario but different circumstances.

LOL That's so funny!!!

Hey do you know how a pol lock gets his wife pregnant? Kidd "NO"

Your dumber than a pol lock!!! :rolling:

[Onlydirt]

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I thought that maybe a USAC official that lives on the south side might of gotten caught drinking and driving after leaving BW3's on a Tuesday night. The USAC Toyota seems to always find its way there and the driver has a couple of beers every Tuesday night.